grantyang:<p> <br /> </p> <p></p> <p>The Next Morning Election 2020: <br /> <br />Democrats: <br /> OMG! Biden beat Trump +600 vs -10 ! <br />Republicans: <br /> How come ?! Considering we attended Trump rallies by tens of millions, while you guys weren’t seen anywhere across the continent ! <br />Democrats: <br /> Of course NOT! Together with Joe, we were all counting votes at his basement! <br /> <br />“An election wasn’t won by how it was voted but how it was counted”. <br />—— Joseph V. Stalin <br /> <br />2020总统大选第二天早上: <br /> <br />民主党:天! 败灯赢了川普 +600 比-10! <br />共和党:咋可能?!咱成百上千万地出席老川竞选大会,你们民主党整个到处没影儿! <br />民主党:当然没影儿!咱跟老败,都窝他地下室里点票呢! <br /> <br />“选举成败不在怎么投票,在于怎么点票” —— 约瑟夫·斯大林 <br /> </p> <p><a href="https://jichengxin.com/posts/list/1319949.page?isRedirect=true#p1424334">乱世笑林</a> <br /> </p>