grantyang:<span style="font-weight: 700; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">以前邻里见面</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">:</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">问:吃了吗?</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">答:吃了吃了。</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">问:吃啥了?</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">答:XX,XX,…</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="font-weight: 700; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">如今街坊见面</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">:</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">问:杵了吗?</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">答:杵了杵了。</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">问:杵哪了?</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">答:(手势)嘴巴/鼻子 或 屁眼儿(肛拭)。</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">这叫做:</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="font-weight: 700; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">浑身越杵越愉快</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="font-weight: 700; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">爱国窟窿随便开</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="font-weight: 700; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">从前见面问吃饭</span> <br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="font-weight: 700; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">如今每天捅核酸</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "helvetica neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">。</span> <br /> <div> <br /> </div> <div><a href="https://jichengxin.com/posts/list/1319949.page">匪域笑林</a></div>