The Next Morning Election 2020:

Democrats: 
  OMG!  Biden beat Trump +600 vs -10 !
Republicans: 
  How come ?! Considering we attended Trump rallies by tens of millions, while you guys weren’t seen anywhere across the continent !
Democrats: 
  Of course NOT! Together with Joe, we were all counting votes at his basement!

“An election wasn’t won by how it was voted but how it was counted”. 
—— Joseph V. Stalin

2020总统大选第二天早上：

民主党：天!  败灯赢了川普 +600 比-10！
共和党：咋可能？！咱成百上千万地出席老川竞选大会，你们民主党整个到处没影儿！
民主党：当然没影儿！咱跟老败，都窝他地下室里点票呢！

“选举成败不在怎么投票，在于怎么点票” —— 约瑟夫·斯大林

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