aaapeiiii:<ol> <li><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">老鳖、嘎老鳖、康敏苏</font></span></li> </ol> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">没错就是说的</font>Lady Gaga<font face="宋体">了,为啥叫她老鳖?</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体"><br /></font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">这有两种来历,一种就是以前</font>billboard<font face="宋体">吧有个叫钱美丽的发了个帖子调侃</font><font face="Calibri">gaga</font><font face="宋体">土婆出道时的造型很土,一些街拍服装让一些人理解不了,理解不了她的品位,于是便说她的穿着很土,</font><font face="宋体">所以</font><font face="Calibri">Gaga </font><font face="宋体">“土鳖”的外号就这样流传开来,但是我们粉丝能这么轻易认输吗?本着自黑的原则,也开始慢慢接受“老鳖”的称呼了</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">(早期造型)</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体"><br /></font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">第二个原因就是她养的宠物,一般的欧美明星都是养的猫或者狗啊啥的,只有我们老鳖独树一帜,没错,她养了一只鳖,就是乌龟啦。所以老鳖老鳖就这么叫开了</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">再前面加上她的</font>Gaga<font face="宋体">的谐音“嘎”,就组成了我们的嘎老鳖</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">至于康敏苏,因为她老是不发专辑啊,一问她啥时候发专辑就发</font> </span><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:10.5000pt;">“</span><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;">coming soon</span><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:10.5000pt;">”</span><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">的预告,发了两年的</font>coming soon<font face="宋体">专辑还没发出来,所以就叫康敏苏啦</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"> </span></p> <ol start="2"> <li><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">山东天后、日日、曰曰、晶晶</font></span></li> </ol> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">这说的是</font>Rihanna</span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">先解释山东天后,没错这源于她为山东做的两首单曲</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><i><span style="font-family:宋体;font-style:italic;font-size:10.5000pt;">we found love</span></i><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">(《潍坊的爱》)</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><i><span style="font-family:宋体;font-style:italic;font-size:10.5000pt;">Where have you been</span></i><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">(《威海油饼》)</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">我替山东人民谢谢蕾哈娜了,希望有关部门可以考虑为蕾哈娜女士宣传山东文化所做的贡献而进行适当的奖励。</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">除此之外,蕾哈娜最开始的外号叫日日,就是她的昵称</font>Riri<font face="宋体">的中文拼读,后来</font><font face="Calibri">......</font><font face="宋体">因为她长胖了,并且是一发不可收拾的胖,所以又有了“曰曰”和“晶晶”的新称呼。</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">日日我们还是爱你的。</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"> </span></p> <ol start="3"> <li><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">碧神局、局长</font></span></li> </ol> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">这说的就是我们的</font>Beyonce<font face="宋体">啦</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体"><br /></font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">这两外号源于一个叫《周六夜现场》的节目,节目组制作了一期恶搞视频,调侃碧昂丝粉丝对她疯狂的热爱以及狂热的膜拜,如果你不喜欢</font>queen Bee<font face="宋体">的歌,或者没跟着她的歌跳舞,或者不会跳</font><font face="Calibri">single ladies</font><font face="宋体">,你就会被来自碧神局的神秘人士带走,并且被请到局里面喝茶。</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:10.5000pt;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">没错就是下面这个恶搞视频</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><iframe src="//player.bilibili.com/player.html?aid=3268939&cid=5160005&page=1" scrolling="no" border="0" frameborder="no" framespacing="0" allowfullscreen="true"> </iframe></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"> </span></p> <ol start="4"> <li><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">牛姐、牛本山</font></span></li> </ol> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">这说的是</font>Mariah Carey</span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">这是</font>MC<font face="宋体">最新的绰号了,她最最开始因为人美声音甜,又发了张专辑叫</font><font face="Calibri">butterfly</font><font face="宋体">,所以叫花蝴蝶。后来呢觉得这不足以形容她超高超牛逼的演唱水平,所以叫她牛姐,后来因为她确实也长胖了,体型比较</font><font face="Calibri">...</font><font face="宋体">壮,所以牛姐应该是</font><font face="Calibri">MC</font><font face="宋体">最广为流传的外号了</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">但是后来,事情发生了变化,发福之后的牛姐,开始了自己的喜剧生涯,最著名的段子,就要数</font>“<font face="Calibri">I don</font></span><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:10.5000pt;">’</span><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;">t know her<font face="宋体">”了</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">不管对方是谁,咖位多大,只要她不喜欢,一律都是</font>“<font face="Calibri">I don</font></span><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:10.5000pt;">’</span><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;">t know her<font face="宋体">”</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:10.5000pt;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">而且特别喜欢戴墨镜,走到哪都是她的牛本山大舞台</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:10.5000pt;"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:10.5000pt;">送给大家一张收藏已久,我最爱的牛本山表情包,不用谢<img src="/nice/empty22.png" style="width: 22px!important; height: 22px!important; background: url(/nice/nicEditorIcons-large-m.png) -330px -36px;" /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:10.5000pt;"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:10.5000pt;"> </span></p> <ol start="5"> <li><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">小牛牛、爱莉杏菜、黑人女歌手、日籍黑人女歌手杏菜</font></span></li> </ol> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">这说的是</font>Ariana Grande</span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">她一开始出道,就以宽阔的音域被称为我们牛姐的接班人,所以就叫小牛牛</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">然而她作为一个白人,真的是酷爱美黑,生生把自己晒成了黑人,所以又叫她黑人女歌手</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:10.5000pt;"><font face="宋体">至于爱莉杏菜,则是她在参加日本的一个节目时,主持人把她的英文名字音译成日文,在日语中写出来就是爱莉杏菜了,当然,</font>A<font face="宋体">妹本人也非常喜欢日本,甚至自学了日语,所以她也是日籍黑人女歌手杏菜。</font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"></p> <p style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10.5pt;"> <br /> </p> <p> <br /> </p>