欢喜plus:<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">虽然说有明文规定建国后不许成精,但是网络却催生了各种“妖魔鬼怪”,难怪一天到晚在网上的评论下面看见网友问楼主“你是魔鬼吗”(大雾)。</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">在门派众多的各路奇怪生物中,戏精和杠精尤为突出,分布广泛,在各大热门评论区都能见到这两者的足迹。</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">戏精集中分布在家长群、工作群,主要表现为内心戏多、当面一套背后一套,将“精分”这个词表演得活灵活现。但有些时候戏精还是大众茶余饭后的笑资,而杠精则完全不同了,除了破坏别人心情、怒刷存在感外,存在的意义大概只有为杠而杠了。</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"> <br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">当你买了一条新裙子穿上,拍了自拍照发在朋友圈后,别人的评论是“女神”、“快发裙子链接给我”、“有气质”,而杠精的回复却是“只有我一个人觉得很一般吗”。 </span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 宋体;">对!只有你一个人</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14pt;">! </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">杂交水稻之父袁隆平沙漠海水稻产量喜人,然而新闻下面的一位杠精又给出了比腰间盘还突出的评论:</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">而新闻原文是这样的:</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14pt; letter-spacing: 0px;">这位网友由于奇特的切入角度,被大家亲(</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0px; font-size: 14pt;">wu</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14pt; letter-spacing: 0px;">)切(</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 宋体; letter-spacing: 0px; font-size: 14pt;">yu</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14pt; letter-spacing: 0px;">)地称为“阿基米德杠精”。</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 宋体;"> </span></p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">这位杠精不仅暴露了自己不懂海水淡化,还顺带暴露了自己并不存在的逻辑感。</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">袁隆平一个种水稻的你让他研究种小麦?迪拜地区也早就有干旱地区种植小麦的经验了好吗?</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">依据杠精无所不杠,角度刁钻的尿性,这位网友还可以这样阐述自己的“真知灼见”:</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">“中国人有那么多人还吃不饱,为什么要跑到迪拜去帮助做这个研究?”</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">“亩产超五百斤有什么好报道的”</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 宋体;">“袁隆平这些年被过分吹嘘了”</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14pt; letter-spacing: 0px;">“这些也不是袁隆平一个人的功劳,还有团队心血”</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span> <br /> </span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">怎么样,这些调调是不是感觉分外耳熟?</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">杠精只提出问题,不负责思考问题在具体语境下的合理性,有时甚至只是为了显示自己的存在感和智商上的优越感,结果总是弄巧成拙,被大家以一种看傻子的心情看待。</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 宋体;">在受够了杠精的气之后,一些人代表广大人民群众想出了一些喜闻乐见的怼杠精语录。</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14pt; letter-spacing: 0px; text-indent: -36pt;">“今天吃鱼吧,我看你挺会挑刺的。”</span></p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">“去工地打工吧,好不好,我看你挺会抬杠的。”</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font: major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">“今晚你下厨吧,我看你挺会添油加醋的。”</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span> </p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 宋体;">“</span><span style="font-size:15.0pt; font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-theme-font:major-fareast;mso-fareast-theme-font:major-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font:major-fareast"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">今天去吃火锅吧,我看你挺会喷火的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt;">”</span></span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14pt; letter-spacing: 0px;">以上没有针对谁的意思(对,说的就是你们杠精!)。</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14pt; letter-spacing: 0px; text-indent: 0cm;">如果以后碰到杠精,要么以退为进,告诉对方“对对对,您说的都对”,要么从学术、概率、生活常识的角度吊打对方,要么进吵架群里潜伏一段时间,习得真谛后评论江湖里见,不要怂,就是干!毕竟——</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 15pt; letter-spacing: 0px; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span></span> </p>