美美周:<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black"><br /></span></p> <br /> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">临近期末,各大高校陆陆续续的进入期末考试阶段#</span><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif';color:black"><br style="orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: 1;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing:0px" /> <br style="orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: 1;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing:0px" /> </span><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black"><span style="orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: 1; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;float:none;word-spacing:0px">那些不安分子也开始磨皮擦痒</span><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif';color:black">~</span><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体; color:black">备好武器准备上战场</span><span style="font-size:11.5pt; font-family:'Simsun','serif';color:black">~<img src="/nice/empty22.png" style="width: 22px!important; height: 22px!important; background: url(/nice/nicEditorIcons-large-m.png) -88px -36px;" /></span></span> </p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">回想自己上大学的时候,一到期末考试各路神仙花样百出,什么作弊手段都有。</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">先说说作弊工具</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">有复印店缩印的小抄、手机、智能手表、有限耳机,无线耳机等等,重点说说这个无线耳机,取的时候要用吸铁石从耳洞里面吸出来,哎呀妈呀真是累</span><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif';color:black">~</span><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体; color:black">听说有的同学由于丢进去的时候太用力了还去医院花钱请医生取的。。。。。。</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">作弊手法那就更不得了了</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">有放兜里的、有写在桌子上的、写在手上的、有把小抄藏前面同学帽子里的、放在眼镜盒的、放袖子里的、放暖手袋里的,更狠毒的有穿背带裤放前面兜里的,以及女生把小抄藏在裙子里面的。够狠的</span><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif';color:black">~~~~~~~</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">不过说这么多,可不是我的亲身经历啊,我可是一个从不作弊的乖同志<img src="/nice/empty22.png" style="width: 22px!important; height: 22px!important; background: url(/nice/nicEditorIcons-large-m.png) -264px -36px;" /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">其实监考老师在讲台上看的一清二楚,就连下面同学眼神的流动、表情的变化都会显得非常明显</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">我现在就是这个站在讲台上的人<img src="/nice/empty22.png" style="width: 22px!important; height: 22px!important; background: url(/nice/nicEditorIcons-large-m.png) -330px -36px;" /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">印象最深刻的一次监考,是这样的。一位女同学拿出小抄放在桌子上正准备抄,恰巧我就突然走到她旁边了,吓得这孩子咚的一声就趴在桌子上,用头按住桌子上的小抄,双手捂住小腹。然后一秒钟的时间开始奥斯卡女主角般的演技,我一看这孩子满头大汗,我就急了</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">你怎么了?怎么趴下了?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">——老师我肚子疼</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">那我送你去医务室看看吧,快起来</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">——没事的,我趴着休息几分钟就好了,不用去</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">你这样考试影像发挥啊,身体重要,走吧</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">——不用了,我可以的,不去了</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">那你去吃点药再回来,我单独给你延长时间怎么样?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">——真的没事老师,我就休息几分钟就好了</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">怎么劝都不肯起来,好吧,那就让她好好休息一下再看情况吧</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">我就转身先离开了</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">然后一回头,正好看见这孩子迅速把小抄拿出来丢到地上</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">再然后翘着个二郎腿,额头上的汗也奇迹般的消失了,看着跟没事人一样,果然好得快啊。。。。。。。</span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:'Simsun','serif'; color:black"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:11.5pt;font-family:宋体;color:black">相信大家读书时代也有很多关于考试的有趣事,说说吧~</span></p>