#义:<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml><w:WordDocument><w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel><w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery><w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery>2</w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery><w:DocumentKind>DocumentNotSpecified</w:DocumentKind><w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing>7.8</w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing><w:View>Normal</w:View><w:Compatibility></w:Compatibility><w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom></w:WordDocument></xml><![endif]--> <!--StartFragment--> <h2 style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; mso-line-height-alt:12pt; "><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-weight: normal; font-size: 8pt; font-family: -apple-system-font;"><o:p></o:p></span></h2> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">每年双十一过后,总能看到魔性的段子,哈哈哈哈,下面这些全部来自于充满智慧的网友<img src="/nice/empty22.png" style="width: 22px!important; height: 22px!important; background: url(/nice/nicEditorIcons-large-m.png) -88px -36px;" /></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br /></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">双十一最应该打折的是什么?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">自己的手</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“医生,我眼睛近视了!”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“说说具体近视到什么程度”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“我打开钱包看不见钱了!”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'宋体'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“我就在想,52秒10亿,他们是怎么付款的?”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; text-align: center; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">马云爸爸能不能先定一个目标:</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">比如,花一个亿买服务器?!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; text-align: center; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> <br /> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">手已剁</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">用脚评论的</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“你不买东西也是没钱,买了东西也是没钱,那就说明买东西它不要钱啊!不要钱为什么不买!”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“论人类对自己的欺骗能到什么地步……”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">女朋友问:“失败是成功之母,那什么是成功之父?” </span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">我哭着说:“每当我花钱帮你清空购物车时,叫成功支付。”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老公:兄弟,我出车祸了,急需一笔钱。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">哥儿们:肇事司机是谁?什么车?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老公:我老婆,购物车。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">问:是什么支撑我在这个灯红酒绿功名利禄满是世俗的世界里,面对一年一度的购物狂欢,依然保持朴实无华单纯美好的个性?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">答:穷。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p></o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">突然想起来,我当初学习网购的初衷是为了省钱,顿时我双眼含泪,泣不成声。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p></o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">我让我姐给我清空购物车</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">她就真的全给我……删了</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">今晚零点</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">我们一起做个明媚的女子</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">不倾国不倾城</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">……</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">只倾家荡产</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p></o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">女生都是善良的,对各种小动物毫无抵抗力</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">例如:陆虎、悍马、捷豹……</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">……</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">还有,天猫</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">双十一,老婆拿着刀大喊要剁手</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老公赶紧安慰她:</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">亲爱的,钱没了还可以赚,手没了就真的没了,</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">你放心买我掏钱!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">她这才满意的把刀从老公手上拿开。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">零时零分。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">某小区的几十栋高层仍是灯火通明,家家亮着灯。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">那是一种寂静的明亮,没有电视和音响的嘈杂,没有夫妻的争吵,只有鼠标嗒嗒嗒的响声。小区传达室的王大爷默默注视着这一切,思索良久,又点上一根烟,最终坚定地关掉了小区总电闸。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">那一晚他为小区业主挽回了上亿元的财产损失。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">那一天是公元2016年11月11日……</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">要感谢马云</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">因为他,才没有人在这个日子里问我这只单身狗脱单了没?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">而是问我买了什么?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">女朋友:有一个好消息和一个坏消息,你先听哪个?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">我:先听坏消息。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">女朋友:双十一我准备买十万块东西。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">我:那好消息呢?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">女朋友:双十一半价哦~</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">下班回家,老公忐忑地问老婆:“今天双十一,你买了多少?”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老婆说:“五六百吧。”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老公说:“还行,有进步。”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老婆说:“五六百个订单吧!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">今天在打游戏,老婆又开始唠叨唠叨个没完,</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">我火了:“有本事把电脑砸了我就不玩了!”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老婆二话不说就把电脑砸了!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">我心里笑了,双十一了,一个电脑值了!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">双11广告铺天盖地,</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">作为一个穷鬼,</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">决定改名东方不buy,</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">表明心志。</span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">十一月三大盼头:</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">来暖气,</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">去雾霾,</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">双十一的快递赶紧来。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">钞,稀有金属,放在钱包里极其不稳定。所以,钞=金+少。将该稀有金属放到支付宝这一器皿中,加入双十一这种催化剂,可瞬间变成空气,留下一堆残渣叫快递。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">青年问禅师:“大师,又到年底了,双十一、黑五、圣诞三关怎么过?”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">禅师双手拢入袖中,笑而不语。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">青年:我明白了,你让我心中沉静,袖手旁观。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">禅师:我是说手都剁没了还有啥可说的。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">我老婆是个很持家的女人,双十一前一天晚上她为了不败家,吃完晚饭早早就去睡了,不过睡到现在还没醒,我不禁有些担心,是不是我安眠药下多了?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老公:媳妇儿,给你商量个事儿。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老婆:说说吧。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老公:别再拿我的钱在外面养男人了好吗?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老婆:我没有啊!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">老公:那个叫马云的,你给的钱还少吗?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">我有一辆价值百万的车</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">什么?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">购物车</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">年轻人们在这一天,要买新衣、购新鞋,这象征着来年的双十一不会再光棍。家家户户也都会在前一天的晚上,守在电脑旁或者捧着手机,祈求来年买买买……</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">这一美好的传统习俗,据称是一位姓马的男子传开的,另据史料记载,当初有两位姓马的男子,一个的图腾是猫,另一个的图腾是鹅……</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">两人相亲!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">女:有房吗?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">男:有!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">女:有车吗?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">男:有!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">女:有存款吗?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">男:有,不多!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">女:哦,那没关系,请问你每个月几号发工资。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">男:15号,怎么了?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">女:哦,那我俩不合适,你这工资来不及!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">今晚吃点好的吧,毕竟明天开始你不知道能吃的起啥了。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; text-align: right; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">——11月10日</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">没抢到东西的朋友不要难过啦,冷静想想,你还是一条光棍,这才是你应该难过的啊。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“明天过节你还是一个人吗?”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">“废话,难道我会变成一条狗吗?”</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">走在路上看到一对高中生在街上手牵手,不禁想起了高中时代的自己,当年的我,也是在街上看着一对高中生在街上手牵手。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; text-align: right; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">——致光棍节。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">真正的好妹子,她们不需要你帮她们付账,也不需要你每天接送,也不需要送昂贵的礼物,也不需要你一直献殷勤,也不需要你。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">讲真,你平时有今晚这一半的劲头,也不至于过光棍节!</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p> </o:p></span> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; "><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">对象抢不过别人就算了,抢购也抢不过别人,这个光棍节你可咋办。</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; padding:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt ; text-align:center; "> <br /> </p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">我劝大家冷静点</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">不然,过了双十一</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">你就会发现</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">你不仅单身</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">还穷</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">还丑</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; color:rgb(62,62,62); font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'微软雅黑'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="p15" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0pt; line-height: 19.2pt; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 微软雅黑; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">还是个剁了手的残废</span><span style="mso-spacerun:'yes'; font-size:12.0000pt; font-family:'Times New Roman'; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->