佩弦:<div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">1.</span></div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">讲一个经常发生在我身上的段子:</span> <br /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">同事:你终于承认你丑了?</span> <br /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">我:我不承认!你可以说胖,说我矮,说我黑,但是你绝对不能说我丑!</span> <br /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">同事:又胖又矮又黑,那还不是丑?</span> <br /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">我:<strong>…… </strong></span></div> <div> <br /> <br /> </div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">2.</span> <br /> </div> <div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">今天一对话场景——</span> <br /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">我:像你这种只能做花瓶的人,请走开,不要打扰我工作。</span> <br /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">小一:我至少还能做花瓶啊?你能做啥?</span> <br /><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">我:我<strong>…</strong>我<strong>…</strong>我能做花盆! </span></div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">3.</span></div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17px;">刚看到一个有意思的段子:以前虽然穷,但是很开心;现在不同了,现在不只穷,而且还不开心!</span></div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /></span></div> </div>